For Real This Time

No, really. I mean it. I'm really going to appoint a queen who's going to be around for a while. I need some continuity here, and the woman that I'm turning to offers it. Here she is:



Her shoes are still on! Get the Sharpie! Actually, that's a relatively shitty picture. Here's a better one:


That's Victoria Azarenka of Belarus. At age 21, she's the third-youngest member of NSEFTPC and at #4 in the world, she's the second highest ranked, a figure that isn't likely to change drastically anytime soon. Vika's coming off of her first Grand Slam semifinal at Wimbledon last week, where she fell to new Angel Petra Kvitova (who you'll meet tomorrow).
I think this is a solid match, if I do say so myself. I like girls who hit the ball hard and Vika sure does. Also, she says "Fuck" a lot. "I like girls who say "Fuck" a lot. Anyway, I'm tired, so tomorrow, a spotlight on Kvitova.