Nadkarni's SportSpot

Location: Surrounded by Charlottesville, Virginia and Raleigh, North Carolina



King: Luke Nadkarni



Queen: Jelena Jankovic


Resident Population: 1



Spiritual Population: 9



Official Languages: English, Romanian, Russian, Ukrainian, Belarusian, Serbian, Slovakian, Polish, Danish



Official Religion: Dick Vitaleism



National Colors: Burgundy Gold



National Sports: Football, Basketball, Baseball, Tennis, Soccer, Hockey



National Anthem: Hail to the Redskins



Allies: United States (when a Democrat is President); Romania; Russia; Ukraine; Belarus; Serbia; Slovakia; Poland, Denmark



Adversaries: United States (When a Republican is President); China; France; Blacksburg, Virginia, Dallas, Texas, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

In the beginning Dick Vitale created NadkarniSportsNation.

Dick Vitale said "Let there be sports", and there were sports.

Dick Vitale said "Let there be the greatest football team on the face of the earth", and there were the Washington Redskins.

And Dick Vitale said "Let the nine fairest womens tennis players bless this great nation", and Sorana Cirstea, Victoria Azarenka, Caroline Wozniacki, Alona and Kateryna Bondarenko, Elena Vesnina, Jelena Jankovic, Daniela Hantuchova, and Agnieszka Radwanska formed NSEEFTPC and graced NadkarniSportsNation with their eternal angelicness.

And Dick Vitale declared that the University of Virginia be superior to all other universities in every athletic category.

And the Lord Dick Vitale declared "Let Luke Nadkarni speak his full and unadulterated thoughts", and Nadkarni's SportSpot was born.

Last Game:

Redskins 22, Cardinals 21 (2-0)

Next Game:

Monday, September 26th at Dallas Cowgirls

Cowgirls Stadium 8:30 pm

TV: ESPN

BABES ON THE WARPATH

Queen
Victoria Azarenka (BLR)

Angels
Sorana Cirstea (ROU)
Alona Bondarenko (UKR)
Kateryna Bondarenko (UKR)

Caroline Wozniacki (DEN)
Daniela Hantuchova (SVK)

Elena Vesnina (RUS)
Jelena Jankovic (SRB)

Agnieszka Radwanska (POL)


Worth Considering: Maria Kirilenko (RUS) Vera Dushevina (RUS), Dominika Cibulkova (SVK), Agnes Szavay (HUN), Petra Cetkovska (CZE), Petra Martic (CRO), Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (RUS), Viktoriya Kutuzova (UKR)

I Want to Like Them, But They're Too Popular Already: Maria Sharapova (RUS), Elena Dementieva (RUS)

Would Be In, But Aren't Eastern European: Anna-Lena Groenefeld (GER), Angelique Kerber (GER), Michelle Larcher de Brito (POR)

Fuck You: Serena Williams (USA), Melanie Oudin (USA), Ana Ivanovic (SRB)

Rehab: Dinara Safina (RUS)

Burning in Hell: Nicole Vaidisova (CZE)

I feel like I use so much code on here that I need a glossary to help you idiots understand everything. In no particular order, here it goes:

NSEEFTPC: Nadkarni Sports European Female Tennis Player Cabaret. My nine favorite female tennis players, all from various countries in Eastern Europe.

Regina: Romanian for queen. Used due to the fact that Sorana Cirstea is my future wife, and I am the king of this virtual nation.

J. Geils Band Syndrome: In tennis, refers to winning your first match in a tournament and losing the next one. Due to the fact that the J. Geils Band had only one good song ("Centerfold")

Dani: Nickname for NSEEFTPC's Daniela Hantuchova. "Sexy" can be added in front of it for added effect.

The Slovak Siren: Another nickname for Hantuchova

JJ: Nickname for NSEEFTPC's Jelena Jankovic

The Real Face of Serbian Women's Tennis: Used to refer to Jankovic, due to the fact that many consider Ana Ivanovic to be better when she's clearly not.

Vika: Nickname for NSEEFTPC's Victoria Azarenka

Osama bin Radek: My name for Radek Stepanek, who's a fucking douche. Also known as "That Asshole" or simply "Douchebag"

Dumb Bitch: Nicole Vaidisova. Do I really have to explain this one?

Darth Williams: My name for Serena Williams, because she (he? it? we may never know) is evil. Also known as Serena Fucking Williams, or The Child-Eating Hermaphrodite

Dallas Cowgirls: That NFL team that plays in that ugly-ass stadium somewhere in Texas

The Big Eyesore: The aforementioned stadium in which this team plays

Tony Blowmo: The quarterback of this ridiculous team.

Tony Homo: See above, but only if I'm in a real pissy mood

The Real America's Team: Refers to the Green Bay Packers, despite the fact that everyone else considers the Cowgirls to be "America's Team".

Dumbass Danny: Refers to Daniel Snyder, the mentally deficient owner of the Washington Redskins

"Thank Dick Vitale!": Dick Vitale is God here in NadkarniSportsNation, so instead of thanking God, we thank Dick Vitale

"Fuck You!": Often directed toward Serena Williams, Radek Stepanek, Ana Ivanovic, Tony Blowmo, or anyone else I don't like